F.A.S.T. track to Hell

Future attribute screening  technology, mobile malcontent security module -- it can tell if you're thinking negative thoughts.  HOW IS THIS SH*T FASTER IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM????  THIS IS CRAP!!!

“Are you attempting to smuggle a recording device into the Expo?”  “Do you plan to detonate an explosive device here today?”  “Do you have to go pee?”  “Do you think I’m hot?”  “Do you think I’m a jerk?”  “Please step aside to the strip search area.”

F U Asshole, I thought you said MALcontent...not Incontinent...and YES, I HAVE TO PEE!

Since this is all about the safety and security of my homeland, WHY DOES ALL OF THIS MAKE ME FEEL SO UNSAFE AND UNSECURE???  Think about it, folks!!!!

Marked

In the trendsetting nation of Holland,

my mother's country of birth.  

And he causeth all, 

both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, 

to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads

 

The US following in the Netherlands' footsteps,

in the name of homeland security.

And that no man might buy or sell, 

save he that had the mark, 

or the name of the beast, 

or the number of his name. 

It's easy; just say yes.

they have no rest day nor night, 

who worship the beast and his image, 

and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name

Be aware of the small print.