12/11/15
This pretty face gives a black eye to the entire medical profession.
"Dr." Samantha Woodruff...
...a rotten apple that fell straight from the Children's Hospital tree.
'Ducky' Woodruff was the first of the three doctors who falsely testified against us in court.
The truth is that our court case was an artificial construct, the purpose of which was to shut me up AND cover up HER OWN hospital hogwash and hokum:
It was HER nonsense and fluffenstuff that
nearly killed my son
right in front of my face --
-- and then SHE deliberately and with malice aforethought aided and abetted in what she knew was the wrongful removal of BOTH of my children --
TO COVER HER ASS.
Insult to Injury: During her perjured performance, Ducky actually had the nerve to look me in the eye all La-Di-Dah from the stand and wax poetic on "The Art of Medicine."
Well Guess What Doc? I'm a waxer, too.
QUESTION: What kind of pediatric gastroenterologist tells parents "poop" is "kinda gross"?
ANSWER: The shitty kind.
Frankly, if *I* was Dr. Rona "Bling" Norelius, it would really
piss me off and embarrass me to hear how often her homely star-struck co-hort drops her name as she goes jittering from one bed to another, misdiagnosing children.
Parents, PLEASE do not allow ANY doctor to hypothesize that your child is making himself or herself ill.
But this one -- her face is unforgettable: if your child is sick, and you see her coming, RUN!
TIP: Gaze intently into this chatterbox's face whilst listening to her trademark babble-quack.
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Dr. Samantha Woodruff, Pediatric Gastroenterologist
scooping on poop bedside at
Children's Hospital Memorial, Colorado Springs
January 27, 2014
https://audioboom.com/boos/3931615-duck-woodruff-on-withholding
https://audioboom.com/boos/3931685-duck-woodruff-on-withholding-part-2
Clinical Location: Colorado Springs - Children's Hospital Colorado Outpatient Specialty Care
Office Phone: 719-305-9030
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Clinical Location: Colorado Springs - Children's Hospital Colorado Outpatient Specialty Care
Clinic Phone: 719-305-9035
This pretty face gives a black eye to the entire medical profession.
"Dr." Samantha Woodruff...
...a rotten apple that fell straight from the Children's Hospital tree.
'Ducky' Woodruff was the first of the three doctors who falsely testified against us in court.
The truth is that our court case was an artificial construct, the purpose of which was to shut me up AND cover up HER OWN hospital hogwash and hokum:
It was HER nonsense and fluffenstuff thatnearly killed my son
right in front of my face ---- and then SHE deliberately and with malice aforethought aided and abetted in what she knew was the wrongful removal of BOTH of my children --
TO COVER HER ASS.
Insult to Injury: During her perjured performance, Ducky actually had the nerve to look me in the eye all La-Di-Dah from the stand and wax poetic on "The Art of Medicine."
Well Guess What Doc? I'm a waxer, too.
QUESTION: What kind of pediatric gastroenterologist tells parents "poop" is "kinda gross"?
ANSWER: The shitty kind.
Frankly, if *I* was Dr. Rona "Bling" Norelius, it would really
piss me off and embarrass me to hear how often her homely star-struck co-hort drops her name as she goes jittering from one bed to another, misdiagnosing children.Parents, PLEASE do not allow ANY doctor to hypothesize that your child is making himself or herself ill.
But this one -- her face is unforgettable: if your child is sick, and you see her coming, RUN!
TIP: Gaze intently into this chatterbox's face whilst listening to her trademark babble-quack.
*******************************************************************
Dr. Samantha Woodruff, Pediatric Gastroenterologist
scooping on poop bedside at
Children's Hospital Memorial, Colorado Springs
January 27, 2014
https://audioboom.com/boos/3931615-duck-woodruff-on-withholding
https://audioboom.com/boos/3931685-duck-woodruff-on-withholding-part-2
Samantha Woodruff , MD
Assistant Professor, Pediatrics-Gastroenterology
General Information
Gender: Female
Language:
English
Education and Training
Medical Schools
MD, Tufts University School of Medicine (2003)
MD, Tufts University School of Medicine (2003)
Undergraduate Schools
BS, Tufts University (MA) (1997)
BS, Tufts University (MA) (1997)
Internships
University of Colorado (Children's Hospital Colorado) Program (2004)
University of Colorado (Children's Hospital Colorado) Program (2004)
Residency Program
University of Colorado (Children's Hospital Colorado) Program, Pediatrics (2006)
University of Colorado (Children's Hospital Colorado) Program, Pediatrics (2006)
Fellowships
University of Colorado (Children's Hospital Colorado) Program, Pediatrics - Pediatric Gastroenterology (2009)
University of Colorado (Children's Hospital Colorado) Program, Pediatrics - Pediatric Gastroenterology (2009)
Specialty Information
Specialties
Pediatrics, Board Certification
Pediatrics - Pediatric Gastroenterology, Board Certification
Practice LocationsPediatrics, Board Certification
Pediatrics - Pediatric Gastroenterology, Board Certification
Hospital Affiliation
Children's Hospital Colorado
Memorial Health System
Children's Hospital Colorado
Memorial Health System
Clinical Location
Children's Hospital Colorado Outpatient Specialty Care
4125 Briargate Parkway
Colorado Springs, CO 80920
719-305-9000
Website
Children's Hospital Colorado Outpatient Specialty Care
4125 Briargate Parkway
Colorado Springs, CO 80920
719-305-9000
Website
Job Titles
Academic - Assistant Professor
Academic - Assistant Professor
Professional Memberships
American Gastroenterological Association
- Member
North American Society for Pediatric Gastroenterology, Hepatology and Nutrition - Member
North American Society for Pediatric Gastroenterology, Hepatology and Nutrition - Member
Information for Referring Providers
Hospital Affiliation
Children's Hospital Colorado
Memorial Health System
Children's Hospital Colorado
Memorial Health System
Clinical Location: Colorado Springs - Children's Hospital Colorado Outpatient Specialty Care
Office Phone: 719-305-9030
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Rona Norelius , MD
Assistant Professor, Surgery-Pediatric Surgery
Clinic Phone:
719-305-9035
Specialties:
Surgery, Pediatric Surgery,
Texas Medical, Colorado Medical
Location:
Colorado Springs - Children's Hospital Colorado Outpatient Specialty Care
Clinical Interest for Patients:
My focus is on providing the best and most compassionate surgical care
to pediatric patients with problems that may include chest wall
deformities, chest masses, pediatric cancer, inguinal hernias,
undescended testicles, branchial clefts, and neonatal congenital
deformities
General Information
Gender: Female
Personal Interests: In my spare time, I enjoy the beautiful Colorado scenery by biking, hiking and skiing.
Public Speaking: yes
Volunteer Activities: I am honored and excited to be involved in training general and pediatric surgeons in Sub-Saharan Africa. I am privileged to spend one month each year in Cameroon, and am actively involved with an organization that seeks to train 100 general surgeons to practice in Africa by 2020.
Language:
English
Care Philosophy: My whole focus is excellent and
compassionate clinical care. I believe that caring excellently for my
pediatric patients mandates an attitude of lifelong learning as well as
open communication with and involvement of families and caregivers. Personal Interests: In my spare time, I enjoy the beautiful Colorado scenery by biking, hiking and skiing.
Public Speaking: yes
Volunteer Activities: I am honored and excited to be involved in training general and pediatric surgeons in Sub-Saharan Africa. I am privileged to spend one month each year in Cameroon, and am actively involved with an organization that seeks to train 100 general surgeons to practice in Africa by 2020.
Education and Training
Medical Schools
MD, Baylor College of Medicine (2004)
MD, Baylor College of Medicine (2004)
Undergraduate Schools
BA, University of Texas–Austin (TX) (1998)
BA, University of Texas–Austin (TX) (1998)
Residency Program
University of Rochester Program, Surgery (2009)
University of Rochester Program, Surgery (2009)
Fellowships
University of Texas Health Science Center at Houston Program, Pediatrics - Pediatric Surgery (2011)
University of Texas Health Science Center at Houston Program, Pediatrics - Pediatric Surgery (2011)
Specialty Information
Specialties
Surgery, Board Certification (2010)
Pediatrics - Pediatric Surgery, Board Certification (2012)
Texas Medical, License (2010)
Colorado Medical, License (2011)
Surgery, Board Certification (2010)
Pediatrics - Pediatric Surgery, Board Certification (2012)
Texas Medical, License (2010)
Colorado Medical, License (2011)
Conditions & Treatments:
- Cancers - Cancer Surgery
- Cancers - Leukemia (Childhood)
- Cancers - Sarcoma
- Cancers - Testicular Cancer
- Child and Teen Health - Children's Health
- Child and Teen Health - Infant and Toddler Health
- Child and Teen Health - Pediatric Diseases and Conditions
- Digestive System - Biliary Surgery
- Digestive System - Gastrointestinal Surgery
- Digestive System - Hepatology (Liver Disorders)
- Digestive System - Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD): Crohn’s disease, ulcerative colitis, microscopic colitis
- Digestive System - Pancreas Surgery
- Digestive System - Surgical Endoscopy
- Failed Prior Surgery
- Injuries and Wounds
- Injuries and Wounds - Wounds
- Surgery - Minimally Invasive Thoracic Surgery
- Surgery - Trauma and Acute Care
- Surgery - Urologic Surgery
- Symptoms and Manifestations - Abdominal Pain
Practice Locations
Hospital Affiliation
University of Colorado Hospital
Memorial Health System
University of Colorado Hospital
Memorial Health System
Clinical Location
Children's Hospital Colorado Outpatient Specialty Care
4125 Briargate Parkway
Colorado Springs, CO 80920
719-305-9000
Website
Children's Hospital Colorado Outpatient Specialty Care
4125 Briargate Parkway
Colorado Springs, CO 80920
719-305-9000
Website
Job Titles
Academic - Assistant Professor
Academic - Assistant Professor
Affiliated Schools / Colleges
School of Medicine
School of Medicine
Center Affiliations
Center for Children's Surgery
Center for Children's Surgery
Recognition & Awards
University of Rochester,
Alpha Omega Alpha
(2008)
University of Rochester, Chief resident teaching award (2009)
Colorado Springs Style Magazine, TOP DOC (2013)
voted one of the best pediatric surgeons by peers
Colorado Springs Style Magazine, TOP DOC (2014)
voted one of the best pediatric surgeons by peers
Children's Hospital Colorado, Outstanding service award (2014)
University of Rochester, Chief resident teaching award (2009)
Colorado Springs Style Magazine, TOP DOC (2013)
voted one of the best pediatric surgeons by peers
Colorado Springs Style Magazine, TOP DOC (2014)
voted one of the best pediatric surgeons by peers
Children's Hospital Colorado, Outstanding service award (2014)
Professional Memberships
Fellow of the American Academy of Pediatrics (FAAP)
- Specialty Fellow - section on surgery
American Pediatric Surgical Association (APSA) - candidate member
American Pediatric Surgical Association (APSA) - candidate member
Information for Referring Providers
Clinical Interests for Referring Providers: Full
spectrum of pediatric surgical care including neonatal surgery, chest
wall deformities, inguinal hernias, undescended testicles, surgical
oncology, thoracic surgery, branchial cleft cysts and pediatric trauma.
Hospital Affiliation
University of Colorado Hospital
Memorial Health System
University of Colorado Hospital
Memorial Health System
Clinical Location: Colorado Springs - Children's Hospital Colorado Outpatient Specialty Care
Clinic Phone: 719-305-9035
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