Showing posts with label "Jeff Crank". Show all posts
Showing posts with label "Jeff Crank". Show all posts

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Sour Grapes

Clockwise from top:  Barry Noreen, John Hazlehurst, Ralph Routon and Rich Tosches

Click here to hear John Weiss whining for "healing" and asking the important questions...like why "Steve Bach won't walk in the Gay Pride Parade."


Quick -- somebody call the man a "waaahhhhmbulance."


SO WHAT?!?  Gay Pride was never one of Steve Bach's campaign platforms.   


Besides, WHO CARES?!?  Lots of people dislike parades like they dislike Ethel Merman's voice; like me, for instance.  I'll come right out and admit that I even dislike the Parade of Lights parade...and only watch if and when my kids' marching bands are in the line up. 




NEWSFLASH: 


Not to rain on anyone's parade, but while there are some who devote an entire year to planning their hella-tacky costumes, decorating their hella-ghetto floats, stenciling their poster-board protests, and practicing high-heel walks and falsetto talks, LET IT HEREBY BE KNOWN THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF US ARE WORRIED ABOUT FAR MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES THAN YOUR GAY PRIDE PARADE.
 




Listen:  I am tired of pussy-footing around this make-believe and manufactured issue, and refuse to do so any longer.  


The Colorado Springs Independent is a great big gay megaphone, with the Gazette increasingly following suit...allowed to shout down as "bigots" and "bullies" anyone who would disagree or dare to adhere to alternative points of view.


Well, those aren't the first or the worst "B" words I've been called, boys; bring it:  I can handle it -- hell, I'm used to it.  


Believe it or not -- more often than not -- that's what happens when one decides to roll with the punches, rather than tiptoe about on eggshells; one develops what is known as a "thick skin"...and learns to do other things besides nursing one's wounds, examining one's bruised ego, and rubbing salve on ones chapped ass.


I have had it with the constant crying about this and that perceived injustice; WHATEVER.  


WANNA KNOW WHAT'S UNFAIR, FOLKS?  THAT THE GAZETTE HIRES "OPINION" WRITERS LIKE BARRY NOREEN AND THE DEARLY-DEPARTED MARK BARNA...AND THE INDY EMPLOYS RICH TOSCHES AND JOHN HAZLEHURST...AND THESE SHAMELESS, UNAPOLOGETIC LEFTIST MOUTHPIECES OF DUBIOUS TALENT* ACTUALLY GET PAID FOR AND GET AWAY WITH SAYING WHATEVER DERISIVE THING THEY WANT ABOUT CONSERVATIVES...ALL ON ACCOUNT OF THEIR OH-SO-TOLERANT AND ALL-ACCEPTING BLEEDING HEARTS.


But conservatives are all expected to keep their mouths shut.  


WELL, HERE'S ANOTHER NEWSFLASH:  


Conservatives can be tolerant too; we keep tolerating this kind of crap from the left, don't we?
 
I hope you understand what it is I'm about to say...but if the left has Dr. Tosches irreverently clobbering their funny bones with that little rubber hammer thing, then the right has Spydra...and my schtick is all mine and all free -- WHADDA BARGAIN, FRIENDS.


This conservative black woman considers Weiss' KKK crack to be ENTIRELY out of line, uncalled for, and indicative of the true, blue little bigot he really is -- a hella-wealthy, angry little hypocrite who doesn't give a damn about what kind of dishonest garbage he spews or whom might take offense.  I guarantee you, this was not the song Weiss was singing when the boat made out of black people happened to jerk *my* chain.


For more on this story -- including some withering commentary from Weiss' soul-brother and fellow raisinette, Barry Noreen -- click here.






*Unlike Noreen and Tosches, John Hazlehurst is an excellent writer...and so is Ralph Routon, though to a slightly lesser degree.  I liked them both a lot more when they *weren't* writing for the Independent -- now, back on the Indy's payroll, their mutual lopsidedness detract from their innate talent.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Decoding Skorman: Michael J. Duncan, Esq

(5/1/11)


Somewhere, there's a fat lady singing.
I'll be adding to this post...
but suffice it to say that the Skorman campaign has just taken a serious nose-dive.

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Political committee questions whether Bach’s campaign violated law

May 1st, 2011, 12:52 pm · 14 Comments · posted by dchacon

UPDATE: This blog post has been updated with new information about Michael J. Duncan.
A new political committee whose stated purpose is to “educate the voters of Colorado Springs regarding their mayoral candidates” came out swinging with a quarter-page ad in the Sunday paper.
The ad by Citizens Tired of the Status Quo blasts Americans for Prosperity, a Republican advocacy organization that is running TV and radio ads against Richard Skorman.
The ad questions whether Steve Bach’s campaign is “illegally coordinating with out of town funders to produce sleazy negative advertising.”
“Laura Carno, Steve Bach’s campaign manager, volunteered for Jeff Crank of Americans for Prosperity, produced his radio shows and continues to have close ties with him,” the ad states.
While the ads targeting Skorman use the word “liberal” four times, the ad against Americans for Prosperity uses the word “sleazy” six times.
The ad encourages readers to call Bach and “ask him if he will swear on his Bible that no one in his campaign knew anything about these sleazy ads” against Skorman.
“Call Steve Bach …and demand an end to these sleazy campaign ads. This is not what Colorado Springs is all about,” the ad states.
The new political committee filed papers with the City Clerk’s Office on April 26.
The registered agent is Michael J. Duncan, a local attorney who is the past president of the Trails and Open Space Coalition. Duncan serves on the boards of Justice Watch, the American Civil Liberties Union and Safe Place, according to his online biography.
According to filings with the Colorado Secretary of State’s Office, Duncan is also the registered agent of the Colorado Springs Sun, which is owned by John Weiss, publisher of the Independent newspaper. Weiss took a leave of absence from all aspects of the news and editorial departments of the Indy to work on Skorman’s campaign.
“He’s probably the registered agent of lots of things,” Weiss said about Duncan.
“Michael has done some work for the Independent from time to time, including registering the name The Sun,” he said. “He did it for free.”
Duncan did not respond to an email seeking comment.
The chair of the political committee is Frank Wimberley, according to the ad. Wimberley contributed $50 to Skorman’s campaign Jan. 31, according to campaign finance reports. He contributed $50 to Skorman’s council campaign in 2003, reports show. In November, he wrote a letter to the editor in support of Skorman.
In an email, Carno reiterated that the Bach campaign isn’t coordinating with Americans for Prosperity.
“As I said last week when the Skorman campaign brought up this same information, there is no coordination between the Bach campaign and any outside groups,” Carno said.
Crank, a conservative radio show host who is the state director of Americans for Prosperity, said he planned to forward the ad to his attorney tomorrow.
“There’s an old legal saying that goes, ‘If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither on your side, pound the table.’ The left continues to pound the table,” he said in an email.
“Nobody on the left has challenged the veracity and truthfulness of the AFP ad – and with good reason.  The ad, which focuses on Richard Skorman’s policies, is factually true.  Citizens of Colorado Springs should call Richard Skorman … and tell him that those policies are hurting Colorado Springs.
“Since they cannot attack the truthfulness of the ad, they have chosen to try to demonize the person and organization responsible for it.  They have done so without a shred of evidence to support their claim.  Sadly, they’ve chosen a personal attack instead of confronting these policy issues head on.
“Americans for Prosperity will continue to focus on the economic policies which will make Colorado Springs strong and create jobs in our community.  We’ll leave the personal attacks to others,” he wrote.


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At 11:17 p.m. on May 1, 2011, Spydra wrote:


Wow…what part of “I’ve been researching Richard Skorman and everyone associated with him for the better part of the year” do these people not understand???
Michael J. Duncan is the agent of record and/or incorporator of Socoads.com…an organization listed as being owned by John Weiss and associated with Richard Skorman.
Other businesses associated with Duncan are:
American Law Worx Inc (can’t wait to tell you a story about them)
Medicine Wheel Trail Advocates Inc (isn’t this an TOPS thing?)
Spirit Heart Healing Center Llc
Capstone Investment Financial Group Inc
Resurrected Properties (?)
Christian Lawworx
Justice Watch Of The Pikes Peak Region Inc

Colorado Springs Conservatory Properties Llc (also associated with John Weiss...strange that the head of the Colorado Springs Conservatory is a woman named Linda Weiss)
Eagle Developments Inc
Resurrection Investment Inc (?)
Bestowing Blessings Inc  (?)
Rocky Mountain Learning Enterprises Llc (this is associated with the
Gurian Gender-Based Learning crap I've written about previously)
Deluxe Interactive
G A Domino Construction Inc

Friends Of The Fountain Fund (awww, HELL to the No!)
Terry Schwartz and Associates Llc
Inside/out Youth Services (Weiss-founded age 13+ gay youth group)
G and G Auto Service, Inc
Co-dependent Llc, Delinquent August 1, 2006 (again, a Weiss organization)
Bristlecone Building, Llc (this is by the Trestle Building across from
America the Beautiful Park)
Christopher R Mcnulty, Do, Llc
Manitou Market Llc (AGAIN a Weiss-owned business)

Decoding Skorman: Cranky Cryman


(4/30/11)

Jeff,

PhotobucketI will not appear on your show tomorrow or any Saturday. You have proven over and over again that your radio show is simply a vehicle for you to espouse your biased views and is not a balanced forum for public discussion. I will not be subject to your distortions or lies.

For example, didn’t you just a couple weeks ago tell the Colorado Springs Independent that you despised 527s? I quote, “These fly-by-night groups come into town, make their allegations, and then they’re gone,” you said on April 14, 2011. “There’s no accountability, there’s no responsibility – it’s just wrong.” [Colorado Springs Independent, 4/14/11]

Here you are, less than two weeks later, launching an outside special interest campaign of your own. The facts are simple: in a campaign with no limits on contributions to candidates, if you didn’t have something to hide, you wouldn’t resort to secret outside spending.  So, I’m giving you the opportunity to do the responsible thing and disclose the American’s for Prosperity list of donors who are funding your Independent Expenditure campaign against me. I am also asking you to do the responsible thing and at least acknowledge the appearance of a conflict-of-interest of your employee Laura Carno, the recent producer of your radio show, who is Bach’s Campaign Chief of Staff.

Jeff, I challenge you to do the right thing and take down these IE ads immediately, so your candidate, Steve Bach, can finish this run-off standing on his own two feet, without the support of your secretly-funded, out-of-state special interest group.  Steve Bach should demand this of you as well.

It’s people like you and Doug Bruce who have given Colorado Springs such a bad name around the country.  It’s time for that to end.

Richard Skorman



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Spydra's take:  Richard Skorman and John Weiss are two of the biggest blabbermouths with their non-stop yammerin' about the "intolerance" of Colorado Springs, and writing all about it on that "unbiased" toilet-stall wall more commonly known as "The Colorado Springs Independent."
How intolerant can this city actually be?  We've all put up with Skormy, Weiss & the Indy for YEARS.


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Richard,

Thank you for the response.  While I appreciate the time you took to repeat your false charges, I noticed that you still have not challenged the truthfulness of the claims made in the ad.  The ads are based on your record and your policies.  Period.

Taking your email point by point, you claim that my show is “simply a vehicle to espouse my biased views.”  Yes, it is.  I have never claimed to be journalist.  I am a commentator on political issues.  You didn’t seem to mind when you came on the mayoral forum I hosted a few months ago (where you were treated fairly).  In any case, of course it is my biased view.  That is what I am paid to do.  Given that, I have a reputation and track record of allowing those I don’t agree with the time to talk and respectfully defend their positions.  If you listened to my show you wouldn’t be able to find a single example of a guest who I disagree with that I have been rude or disrespectful to.

With regards to my comments about out-of-town 527’s, yes, I did say that.  You seem to be under the false impression-perhaps guided by the hysteria on the left about Americans for Prosperity – that this is an “out of town” or out of state operation.  First, AFP is not a 527, we are a 501(c)4.  Second, the Colorado chapter is fully funded by contributions within Colorado.  The money I have raised to fund AFP Colorado was raised right here.  I know that might not match the view that George Soros has pounded into you, but it is the truth.  The statement I made was about groups that come in, make unfounded allegations and nobody knows who the group is.  Well, you know exactly who is behind the AFP ad – me and the 6,000 AFP members in Colorado Springs.  Reporters can call me and get my comments – hardly a “fly-by-night operation”  or an unaccountable one.

You are irresponsible in your charge that Laura Carno is now, or ever has been, an employee of mine or of Americans for Prosperity.  The information that you apparently Googled about her appearance at an AFP press conference does not mean that she worked for the organization.  She went to the press conference on her own time and own her own dime – one time and one day.  In your zeal for a “gotcha moment” you made an inaccurate portrayal.  You are wrong.

In addition, Laura is not an employee of mine on the radio show.  She is and always has been a volunteer radio producer for me – not an employee.  She also took a leave of absence when the runoff began and has not done any work for the show on-air or off.  You are wrong in your assertion that she is or was an employee of mine and, frankly, you owe her an apology.  Now, how about John Weiss’ arrangement with the Independent and your campaign?  Is he a paid employee of either?  Might there be an appearance of impropriety there?  I don’t know but there certainly would be much more than exists between Laura and I when there is no business or financial relationship.  None.

I’ve already explained that AFP Colorado is funded by Colorado contributions – much like the police and fire union which funded an ad as well.  I don’t anticipate you will ask them to disclose all the police and firefighters who contributed to the ads that were run in your campaign, so let’s be honest about a membership based organization being able to use their First Amendment right to run ads.  Americans for Prosperity ran those ads with funds raised inside Colorado.  I ran them and am fully responsible for them.

Your comment trying to connect me to Doug Bruce is clever, but inaccurate.  I have a long and well-documented history of fighting with Doug Bruce.

Finally, Richard, on a personal note - and you may not want to hear this, but here goes.  Every candidate for office (me included) faces a decision about whether they are going to do things in a campaign that they are not proud of – things they later regret.  Perhaps things like accusing an opponent of being a developer when you voted for 50 developments between 2001 and 2003 on council or implying in an ad that you opponent is responsible for the scar on the mountain when it is actually the registered agent for your campaign who worked on the project.  Perhaps the regret would be making charges that your opponents chief of staff worked for a group running an ad when they really didn’t.

I hope you will finish this race standing tall and standing strong and being able to look into the mirror feeling good about the way you ran the race.

I know I have no regrets about running the ads that my organization, Americans for Prosperity, is running right now.  They are truthful, they talk about your record, they are well sourced, they are not a personal attack on you, and they ask citizens to contact you about your policies.  I understand why you wouldn’t like them, but they are truthful and the fact that you haven’t challenged me as to their truthfulness is proof of their validity.

I’m sorry you’ve decided not to be a guest on my show.

Jeff

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Meeting excerpts

Any time I'm able to be at a live D11 meeting of the board, I feel like I'm at the Oscars or something...like it's a really special event.


I guess it is.


[Commence Recap]


As Billy Crystal used to say, "It's better to look good, than to feel good."  Suffering as I have with a week's worth of crud, tonight saw me doing neither.


It Is for this reason that I'm going to entirely let slide the one fashion faux-pas that snagged my eye hard.


How now, brown cow! From what I could see, most everyone dressed quite appropriately.  In front of each of the board members there sat a hat, like that worn by that Cat in the Hat!  "Oh, put that hat on, Jan," I thought, "pretty please; then smile for me big when you hear me say, 'Cheeze!'"  But time passed and Jan did not put that hat on; if ever she did, well, by then I was gone.


Just a bit of Dr. Seuss birthday fun.


Sandra Mann was belle of the ball in a subtle and shimmery white blouse that was quite simply All. of. That.


The show started with the winners of the PTA 2010 Reflections contest, the theme of which was, "Together We Can."  Several young people were recognized and made everyone proud.  


Next up was North Middle School and some of the great things happening there.  The video below does absolutely no justice to either the very impressive mural *or* the art teacher who was on hand to tell about it. Great teachers often have great presence...and the art teacher at North Middle School does


North further received a $300,000 grant that's being devoted to different publishing projects; students then presented each Board member with their own unique piece to keep, which the Board then showed off to the appreciative crowd.  My husband and my daughter are both North alumni -- GO VIKINGS!

March is School Social Worker Month.

Then came Citizen's Comments.  

Up first was Rick Johnson, who was there with several others to promote the innovative Building Technical Trades program being offered at the Career Building Academy.  The program takes the math and science lessons learned at school, and applies those principals to new home construction.  Students participating in the program will actually build a new home from start to finish, and at present, 70 kids are in the process of building two new homes.

One such young man described how the program had captured his interest like nothing had previously done; whereas he'd typically been a poor student, his grades were now straight A's.  He went on to tell of his growing confidence in the use of tools and estimating materials.  "I hope one day to be an instructor for the Career Building Academy, and one day possibly even operate a construction company of my own."

A worthwhile, super, super cool program...offered up by a group of consummate professionals.

Rick Johnson, by the way, also swept the Men's Best categories with ease... and this was despite the fact that BOTH Alejandro and Yellowman were in the hizzy.  Rick, the Big Kahuna at Johnson Heating & Plumbing, is a big guy...with a big voice...and even *bigger* presence -- think Zeus, Neptune, or the Brawny Man, and you get the picture.  When it came his turn to speak, he stood up looking *snazzy* making everything and everyone else in the room seem almost lilliputian in contrast.  












Bruce Cole  came to address the issue of public negotiations.  He sees it through many different lenses, he is a teacher, he is a member of CSEA, he is a taxpayer and voter in the city, he is a precinct chair, he holds closely to his political views.  Politics are a blessed reality of a free society.  It's important that the public know what their government is doing; if they are displeased, they have the right to vote them out.  There is no place for the public to doubt the integrity of their public servants; with that said, logical people understand that some things need to happen in private; even Jesus had some meetings with his disciples behind closed doors.  






Any agreements made in the negotiation process are open to public scruitiny.  There are some people, including some on the board, who are incorrectly discussing the details of this situation.  The parameter -- the big picture -- is looked at and then divided.  




These negotiations actually involve less than 1% of $1 billion dollars. There are no goons from the union bullying teachers into what to do and what to say.  CSEA membership is made up only by teachers.  There are various communication channels that are open.  Taxpayers have a right to know how their money is being spent, but inflammatory language is only messing things up.  The negotiation process is long and arduous, and one goal is to remove the confrontational nature of bargaining.  IBB is working, but the learning curve is weak.  Neither side is ready to publicly show the model.  Both sides need the freedom to stumble…without people with ulterior motives to criticizing every step.













We risk otherwise becoming serfs to the tyrannical rule of urgency and expediency.  Living through CSAP, students have worked hard to show what they have been learning.  We need to get together and determine what w
ould-be tyrants would feign to. 






Kevin Marshall of CSEA up next.  "We call it bargaining, but that term reduces the nature of what the discussions are like…collaboration, responsibility, excellence, work, buildiung relationships.  Recently, forces outside the group are hoping to sway negotiations.  He hopes that everyone understands what’s happening here.  We have accomplished more as partners than as adversaries.

Jeff Crank of AFP followed up; I posted his comments in my post, "Cranking it up."


Victory Ebright - came to thank the board for listening to their ideas about expanding some of the programs at Buena Vista Elementary.  Montessori philosophy is a popular alternative to traditional educational methods.  They have a detailed presentation they will share at a later date.  Jannice Swift is developing a new buisiness model. 

The gentleman in the video below spoke after Jeff Crank and before Ms. Ebright.





Special Reports:

Charlie:  Citizens Bond Oversight will have their last meeting tomorrow night in the board room and discussing their fusion with the executive DAAC.

Al:  they were alarmed at terms like “backroom deals”….and while nothing of the sort is occurring, the appearance of that happening yet remains.  The only way to eliminate that type of characiature is to let people see for themselves the parameters, and the whats and the whys; for this reason, he feels it's important for these negotiations to be open to the public.

Sandra:  she received a lot of response from the public on this subject, and thanked CSEA for partnering with them.  The board is continuing discussions with CSEA and exploring ways for the dialogue to be opened up to the public.  CSEA has been a good partner for them. The community engagement meeting at Palmer was a success; there was a lot of discussion, and the event was very well attended. 

Bob: insurance committee has met, and will be presenting to the board.  The investment committee – there’s a good team together on that.  EDAAC listened to a panel of experts discuss the achievement gap.  The audit committee just merged with the milo committee, and this year, there’s an external company who'll be auditing the plans and the spending to assure rules are being complied with as agreed.   Bob is a member of the negotiating committee, and it was he who made the motions for the discussions to be opened.  While the contract does not allow him to protest the negotiations, his goal remains to open the negotiations; here are two sides.  Title One committee – how we spend those monies will be part of the combined grant report, and Holly Brilliant has done a great job explaining things to the group.

Tom:  I missed what Tom said.

Jan:  At the CASB winter conference a great speaker, Jamie Fullmer addressed the audience of approximately 200 school board members, along with the lieutenant governor and the state board.  Jan was at the communications meeting in February, and was happily surprised to find a great group of women there.  She was also involved in working on a family toolkit for _________. The Palmer community engagement meeting was a very good meeting.  The Crystal Apple award is coming up, there are some great nominations, you can send a teacher appreciation note to recognize and thank a teacher.  Jan then commended the public on their interest in school district matters, and remarked that there are many opportunities to get involved in the district.  "You can do all kids of things, there are school accountability committees, calendar committee,  please get involved."


(read:  "Spydra, please get a hobby."  But, indeed, I do have a hobby, though my husband says it's more of an infatuation.  I prefer to use its proper term, Janology).

Luann:  Communications – a lot of good coonversations, enrollment and withdrawl discussions, we talked about parent engagement, board engagement sessions, ESP.  On April 30, 2011, the regional science fair will be held at Swigert.  LuAnn attended the CASB conference with Jan, and confirmed it was an awesome experience; they were there on the floor of the house, and able to discuss different concerns regarding budgets.  She also confirmed that the community engagement meeting at Palmer was awesome and student led.


WELL, WHAT ELSE MIGHT ONE EXPECT FROM A GROUP OF UP AND COMING TERRORS!?!  GO PALMER!!!


And that's when my coach arrived and I departed. 

For the Record:  I apologize for anything erroneous and/or inaccurate I may have said with regard to the CSEA Master Agreement negotiations...which is why it's important for the discussions to be public in accordance with and as stated in the Master Agreement.  No one wants to split hairs over the minutiae...but neither does anyone want to be left in the dark.  Allow me to use a 21st Century metaphor, and use sex education symbolism to support that contention:  keeping the talks closed is akin to an abstinence-only approach, whereas transparency includes some condom explanation and safe-sex instruction...lessening the risk of the unplanned, unknown and misunderstood.  Contract negotiations that are entirely open to the public are even more useless than tightly closed talks, akin to the perverse, Thank-You-That's-Entirely-Too-Much-Information free-for-all so often on display at GLBT Pride Parades.  


Common sense is common ground.


And while I was mistaken about the board policies being up for discussion and review...


Jan Tanner is, evenso, reaping unethical harvest from her as-yet (formally) undisclosed, 10-year, million dollar contract to provide lunchroom pizza for School District 11.  


No, we are NOT talking about a Mom and Pop Pizza Shop; here, go get the big Yellow Pages phone book....look and see how many Dominos Pizzas there are between Monument and Pueblo; now count all of them.  Next, estimate the revenues, or find the actuals, if you know how to obtain that information (Ed. -- and if you do, please clue me in).  Tally up the figures, don't forget to carry the one...and as you consider those numbers, consider that the Tanner family owns or has an interest in EVERY DOMINOS PIZZA FROM MONUMENT TO PUEBLO -- AND THAT'S JUST IN COLORADO.  


If you've tasted Dominos pizza lately, I needn't go any further in explaining why this situation is a crime.

Thank you, and good night.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Crankin' it up

Here's a little bit of footage from tonight's D11 school board meeting.

It was a pretty packed house tonight, and I sat where I could...so please just keep in mind that what matters is the content of the speech.

This is the second time that Mr. Crank has addressed the Board on this topic; the footage from the first one has yet to become available...but I'll add it to this post when it does.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

What-if moment

Here's a real what-if:

With all the hoopla about Jeff Crank of Americans for Prosperity, standing up during the Citizen's Comments portion of the weekly Colorado Springs School District 11 Meeting of the Education of the Board, and suggesting that the Master Agreement contract negotiations be opened...

...and with all the to-do about D11's Channel 16, its technical, audio-visual expertise, and its live broadcast of Board meetings at 6:00 p.m. on Wednesday nights (re-broadcast on Saturdays and Sundays)...

(-- I guess I should say here...that is, Comcast Channel 16 --)

...and since not everyone subscribes to Comcast, but A LOT of folks have general internet access...

...and since the District already uploads internet podcasts of the big show after that meeting's minutes have been accepted...

(big innovative idea drum-roll please:)

WHY NOT JUST SIMULCAST THE SHOW ON THE INTERNET.

Because then we would all already have seen and heard Mr. Crank for ourselves, rather than filtered through two weeks of spin, vitriol and hearsay.

And we'd have also seen a quite fetching Arachno-American woman address the Board regarding her thoughts on innovation.


But for some reason, we always have to wait until after the official meeting minutes are approved...and in this case, that means two weeks after the fact.

Why?...unless it's to give the District time and opportunity to edit scenes and airbrush obscenities from t-shirts.

Hey, District:

I'M NOT THE ONLY OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISTRICT 11 WATCHER WITHOUT CABLE OUT HERE, JONES-ING FOR FIRST RATE, SPELLBINDING ENTERTAINMENT, YA KNOW.

So...maybe you can consider it.